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    April 29

    这该死的游戏

    册拿娘

    早上天还没亮拿着块毛巾边洗脸边练级

    今天的工作也决定彻底放弃,

    中午下决心三顿饭并在一起晚上吃

    到了晚上连我最爱的勒罐儿都不勒了继续练级

    就这样几天下来

    去大卖场买了包散装人参切片

    每日三次,一次三片,插于肛门内,

    今天刚准备换人参 服务器断了

    上了几次无用.于是重新启动.还是无用.遍来了论坛一看.才发现原来屁~眼~里不用插人参也能练级

    刹那间心灰意冷,也好,一个星期没洗澡了,终于有空洗了

    亏的是人参买的是三个月的份量,除了我没人吃那东西,小孩没有,老婆又三不在身边 去年送给人家孩子吃人参已经吃死一个了 这次我一定不会再犯了 于是我做出了人身最难的一次决定 把多出来的人参送给了传达室的老王 反正他家是双胞胎 吃死一个也没关系

    现在游戏还不能玩.明天准备去庙里烧烧香求菩萨早点把服务器搞好.等服务器一开我就去把那些人参要回来继续插

    脸盆放在外面也有会儿了,虽然外面的雨下的不是很大.不过也应该满了,是时候去洗澡了......

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